Ten Rules of Bureaucracy
- Cover your butt
- Crap flows down hill
- He who has the most paperwork wins
- Always kiss up never kiss down
- No job is too small for a committee
- Always triple the time you think it will take for a job to be complete
- What goes around comes around, so be good to your co-workers
- Don't crap in your own kennel (don't have affairs at work)
- Always go by the book, it is never wrong, even when it is wrong
- Figure out where you fit in the system and fill that position excellently.
